Gobble gobble, motherfuckers! Brush up on your Western Swing and indulge in your need for liberal liquid lubrication, because it's quarantine T-Gives, baby! This week Amie and Tami decided to focus on the one good things about this land-stealing sham of a holiday: FOOD! Tami finds an honest to god real town called Turkey, Texas, and guess what? It's got a haunted AF hotel! Ghosts are not the worst case scenario when you're as haunted by the horror of dirty hotel rooms. And Amie is practically writing a pilot starring the worthless and occasionally over-educated employees of a few haunted grocery stores. Get your corporate Twitter accounts ready, because it turns out it's always a wig when you're a ghost with a withholding mother! WEAR A MASK!

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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