On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan presents Jason with a big Lady birthday surprise that ALL the LadyWatchers can soon enjoy, Susan Sarandon's big Burning Man adventure, Emma Thompson's big mouth and big activism, Liza's big old house sale and Aretha Franklin's big court injunction. Plus: Details on the rumored love affair between Rosie O'Donnell and Tatum O'Neal, Meryl's disappointing return from Congress, Janet Jackson album track name game, Debbie Allen getting senior sex on TV (and how Suzanne Somers can help), Debbie Reynolds' tried and true trick for getting out of a tight spot, Kathleen Turner's new meaty morsel of a role, Charlotte Rae's upcoming tell all, and much much more.