Craigs, the list just keeps on giving this week as Talon and Sarah discuss the all-important question: how does one woo a goth? Plus, secret shoe signals, the invasive niceness of Dutch Brothers workers, and the way having a broken limb just makes your doctor seem that much hotter.

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