Ermergerd! Helllurrrr! Just cooking some grits over herrrr, I gots me a date with the law tomorrow for beating some lil punk’s bee-hind out the school bus last week. You see here, I told him - I said, I told him not to be disrespectin’ brother Perry. Kids these days, they don’t have any respeck! Out here getting me all hot and bothered, got 4 kids in mah house none of dem mine. Lawd Jeezus have mercy. 😔🙏🙌

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