IT’S A SPECIAL EPISODE for reasons we’ll let you listen to find out. Hold on to your organic butts, cause this week Talon and Sarah dive into what’s keeping us from starting a skate gang, the #couplegoals that are Hot Topic couples, and our newest pickup lines over text endeavors. And as always, don’t forget the Craigsistential Crisis golden rule: service workers aren’t flirting with you, they’re just doing their jobs!

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