Trigger Warnings: heart attacks, time travel, tornados, Benjamin Franklin, nautical stripes, pumpkin spice shaming, zero waste, football, water clocks, tik tok, salt, MLA format, liquified candles, decorative gourds, vampires, Sheryl Crow, mellocreme pumpkins, ancient Rome, bug nerds, quantum physics, satire, The Gap, daylight savings time, soup, The Gatorade Museum

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