We’re back with a post-Halloween special, and the Vitamin D is flowin'. No not that, get your minds out of the gutter. We talk about labias this week instead! Plus, Talon feels negatively about feet AND some poster’s euphemisms, Sarah lands on the world’s greatest group costume, and we get our spooky fantasy on!

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