Your patience is finally rewarded, with brand new WANTS A WORD... with Ian and Kev and Andre - not to mention some delightful creamy cones from Abdul. Creamy cones! Ha.

This week, like Richard Stilgoe on Pigeon Post (ask your Mum), the lads empty their bulging sacks all over the table. Stop sniggering, you at the back. It's questions and queries galore as WAW gets back into the swing of things. Swinging sacks. LOL

Follow @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter, where very occasionally they'll tweet something that's of vague interest.