Listeners! Tell us, how many houses have YOU demolished through seggs? Is it more or less than the number of 23 year old grandpas you know? What about the number of arm wrestling competitions you could win against Emmett? This chapter is a weird, fun hodgepodge and we're grateful to have you here with us!

(Btw Maya is actively gallivanting around Europe so we'll be back in two weeks!)

EDIT 2/26: reuploaded to fix some audio issues at ~1 hour. Thanks, fam!!

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