Today is the menu of Comedian Josie Long. Aside from her menu choices, the two discuss their dad's behaviour at restaurants along with his ‘dad jokes’, their love of dumplings from The Ugly Dumpling, and disagreements about egg etiquette… eggitquette, added to their dishes. Also, Dan showcases his brand new game show ‘Bacon Your Pick’ hosted by the one and only Richard Bacon.

Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.