We consider the Yokai-like monster No Face (from Spirited Away) as a potential pet. 

All of the standard pet evaluation questions are asked: 

• Exactly how much of an elephant does he need to eat to mimic it? 
• If he eats you, and goes to jail for cryptocurrency fraud are you in jail as well? 
• Is there a No Face drinking game? 
• How many cats can you feed him and should you include laser pointers in his diet?

After all, deep down, what does the metaphorical No Face in all of us really want?