Sexual jealousy. Not a topic we set out to cover, but it snuck in anyway—alongside badger metaphors, charcoal nudes, and an alarming number of cello references. What starts as a chat about surprising opinions ends up veering into teenage regrets, parenting stoner kids, and how to navigate aging when your balls start going grey. It’s reflective, chaotic, occasionally uncomfortable—but always curious.

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There’s serious conversation in the mix—about what we’d tell our teenage selves, the quiet panic of trying to raise emotionally resilient kids, and what happens when you realise you’re not who you used to be. But it's wrapped in a swirl of sausages, dubious art critiques, and a firm stance against bellybutton rings on men named Mitch.

Also, there’s a painting of a nude man with the word “PERV” scrawled over his groin. So, you know, balance.