Dr. Blob Medical Doctor recasts himself as the pious Brother Blob and engages in conversation regarding Streudelpeter, free car solutions, proper crystal positioning, the new Badonna single, culinary turtle trix, coco-nutz, socializing on the internet 3.0, the definition of addiction vs how to enjoy flavor, watermelon tips, SAME HAT, how to win small-talk, how to lose small-talk at Baja Fresh, the greatest jobs were in college, fried chicken, 2 ukuleles 1 glockenschpiel, cacoa nibs, hot management tricks, Manteca Waterslides, anaglyphic 3D into the future. Intro: Neil Cicierega - Bustin // Outro: Biggie Smalls x Thomas the Tank Engine