In a week of footballing twists and turns, like Arsenal vs Manchester United and the ever spinning transfer wheel, it's nice to know some things are predictable. Juventus have been caught up in another, potentially wide reaching scandal. Frank Lampard has finally been fired from the Everton hotseat. And Harry Kane looks set to confirm that he is patently allergic to winning anything, by signing yet another new contract with Spurs. 

Editor's Note: This week our Useless Trivia segment is especially useless.