Someone resurrect Dumbledore so this man can concoct a spell to cure our woke culture's forgetful tendencies. In the spirit of this year's International Women's Day, we begin this journey with once feminist icon turned Voldemort spawn, JK Rowling, and then explore the once women hater turned Me Too feminist poster girl, Pam Anderson. Confused already? Precisely. The narratives flip flop harder than your morning flapjacks, so I ask: Does the media even realize its constant shapeshifting? When does it become problematic? What does it say about the bigger picture? And for the love of god, why is Pam & Tommy ending?