With all the rizz of a competitive eater (are we using that word right?) Talon and Sarah are back to answer the world’s oldest question: what’s the difference between a weasel and a ferret? Plus, things not to say on the MAX, why you shouldn’t google anything with the word teen, and a new (and probably short-lived) segment!

We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by @biggietals. Feel free to contact us at [email protected].

If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 15th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844