It’s another day in the Pit, and Peaches is fired up about everything from bad grocery cart etiquette to the existential pain of leftover microwave timers. This episode covers it all: a possum with a Costco cake addiction, robots delivering burritos on campus, and influencers who are way too into dating themselves (literally). Plus, the crew discusses why Metallica will never headline a Super Bowl and why minor annoyances like loud chewing or ignored aisle rules can send us over the edge. Oh, and don’t miss the wildest listener call-ins yet—especially the one about boomer ringtones.