You wouldn't steal a book would you? Apparently this girl does like all the time and she's celebrated for it. How backwards is that? Like, the first time, she can't even read, steals a book, and learns how to read with it. That'd be like if I stole a car and learned how to drive with it and then was celebrated as a monumental achievement under difficult circumstances. Whatever. I think I got the order of our pre-recorded episodes correctly, the timeline in my head for the last month of podcasting is all kinds of screwed up so enjoy our podcast on The Book Thief I guess.

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(00:00) Banter

(15:55) Synopsis

(27:11) Cool Stuff

(45:15) Transcendental Analysis