Bitty's mother is in some ways the most developed female character in Check Please, and with her introduction we finally meet a lady who's not just puking in the background. Is it a problem that we got 13 episodes into this before meeting a woman with a pulse? Also, it's kind of weird that Bitty calls her his "best friend," right? And it's definitely weird that he wants to take her to a frat house he doesn't even live at to bake a pie while naked college students get high in the next room, right? And it's super weird that the wife of a Georgia football coach would compare multiple Stanley Cup-winning hockey legend Bad Bob Zimmermann to Tim Tebow in 2013, right, like, that's not even a question. We get into all that, plus some discourse on tucking your jeans into your socks. Is that kinda gay?

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