We probe the Demonic Balrog from Lord of the Rings and its counterpoint the Balor for people who need a pet that's a little on the wild side.

• Does your Balrog have a pedigree? 
• Is your local city in need of terraforming? 
• Do you need more flaming whips and vorpral swords in your life? 
• Should you store your Balrog in your plumbing? 
• What is a Bogrog? 
• And what is our alignment and challenge rating?

Remember kids, Chaotic Evil is the fun evil.