Brought to you by third person Facebook Statuses. We officially petition to rename “Geriatric Millennials” to “Grizzled Millennials,” and then we name our favorite 90s TV dads. Bootleg Cameo is next (Urkel + Olmec) and then B Mo chats about his upcoming plans to relive his middle school days with his guy friends. We finish it off with Weirdness of the Week and admit to pooping our pants.