Sarah sits down with Josh (they’re both sober this time), and he recounts his vacation to Cancun. Josh and his friends almost get kicked out of the resort, and el policia wanted that ass. Sarah and Josh talk about women who are having kids that shouldn’t. They also discuss couples who fake their happiness on social media for likes. Josh begs the questions, “Which one the hoe?” Josh wants to start a GoFundMe for someone’s ugly kid, and he speaks about trolling an IG model who had a booger in his nose. The mood shifts to haunted houses, aliens, and Miley Cyrus, but they want you to know that just because you are southern, does not mean you owe everyone a curtsy.