Unlike the series, we’re going to try and be concise and end things in a prompt enough fashion. Long story short, after lots of tall boys get killed by short kings who in turn were getting squished by the tall boys, Mikasa chops Eren’s head off and cries uwu, and ultimately the short kings win out. Except they merely live to die another day in another war against another enemy facing complete destruction or whatever.

Time Stamps:

(00:00) Banter

(17:30) Super Serial Plot Summary 

(30:15) Analyzing the themes of the show 

(47:09) Transcendental Analysis