In this episode, Chris regales us with the sordid tale of the week he became a trucker, watched a Tetris master work his magic, get told he can't do his job because it's lunch time, and blew his chance to talk to a celebrity. Oh, and got thrown off the Conan O'Brien show (sort of). Plus, Get Happy news, Fresh Talk merch, AOF 20 for 20, and Chris' new jingle!