They always say "show, don't tell" but this is podcore, don't tell us that shit. Kellar's brain is cooked at the end of working 7 days in a row. Strenk has beautiful, bejeweled, bespoken glasses. We're all like, creatures under capitalism, mannnn.

Next month on the show it's Femme February (or Fembruary). That's right: all goil guests.