On this week's LadyWatch agenda: Ryan and Jason pick out the few Lady bits from the longest Oscar ceremony in history, Oprah and Whoopi caught in a Twitter snafu, Gladys Knight's Chicken and Waffles gets sloppy, Yoko Ono rushed to the hospital and then rushes home to run around, Twiggy's new clothing line and why she needs fat faces, Shirley MacLaine spills dirt on Demi Moore, Jessica Lange and Atlantis. PLUS, Salma Hayek's sad sad day on the Washington ranch, Lorraine Toussaint's Kool-Aid warning, and Susan Sarandon's never-ending quest for young flesh, paddles, and balls.