It's the beginning of a two-parter with the Tardfest* Pre-Show Brought To You By Corn Nuts with our great personal friend Richard RODRIIIIIIIIIGUEZ

By Bordario request we VERY scientifically rank bands with numbers in their names (here's a playlist that goes worst 2 first). We also discuss some recent online drama in hawdcore.

*[apparently it's not called Tardfest, our bad]