Trigger Warnings: racist language, chronic migraine, white women, lasagna, webinars, witches, healthy baking, out of context quotes, creamsicle cats, gluten pills, Hannah Brown, cellulite, grocery delivery, git vs. get, mushrooms, cooking fails, crude oil, birds

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