Chris and Tim work out their plan to become criminals thanks to this wonderful guide.

Social media is threatening Democracy? Say it isn't so.

Burger King tries to explain net neutrality, and Tim tries to explain the internet to Chris.

If you want an iPhone X you'd better get one before they dissapear...

Some lame instagram "model" gets tossed off a plane and Chris and Tim judger her post content instead.

Budweiser is no longer the king of beers amongst millennials. 

Brock Lesnar socks his opponent in a wrasslin' match and Chris seems to know too much about it.

Frankie Edgar acknowledges this is his last run at a championship (if anyone cares).

Cyborg v Nunes looks to be a real thing this Summer.

Miocic and Cormier are up for a superfight and Chris can't seem to clearly identify his hatred of DC.

Run out and buy the new Black Label Society album now. It's reallly that good.

Slayer call it quits and Chris is hung up on the lame venue they'll play while in Michigan.

In other retirement news, Neil Diamond is done touring due to parkinsons. Shitty (for real).

Get ready to jump online for tickets to the original Misfits this Summer in New Jersey!!!