Sarah and Lo discuss their past anxious weeks, including being scared by the pest control guy, surgically removing a mole after eating gummies, and accidentally peeing themselves. Lo decides she needs a life chaperone after an out-of-town wedding leads her down a random path. Also, 911 texts are not necessary if you can’t get out of your dress. Sarah recounts the “Oh my goodness” guy who wouldn’t look at her during sexy times and the shit the ladies had to deal with in their 20s. What do you do when you have a friend that disappears when she has a boyfriend? Find a girl that is DTC (Down to Clown). “Is that bitch’s name Wells Fargo? Because you don’t owe her shit!”- Lo