It's a new episode of Dumps Stats!

After a raucous bar fight aboard The Dame's Kiss, Nathaniel, Jurm and Nero are invited to have dinner with Captain James Burton. But first, Nero pours his heart out the the 1st Mate of the ship and Nathaniel gets a stern warning about tipping the ship's crew.

During dinner, Jurm and Captain Burton have trouble seeing eye to eye on the ship's rules, and the gang learns about the former captain of the ship, Captain Snively.

Will they ever reach the Mage's College? What happened to Captain Snively? Can Nero handle the crippling pressure of college?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!