This Saint Patrick’s Day edition of Peaches Pit Party is bursting at the seams with chaos, caffeine, and green dye number 3. Peaches looks back on childhood leprechaun pranks and updates listeners on his adult version of celebrating — limping from Diet Coke nerve damage and hiding from the gym.

Catch the lowdown on this week’s wild Papa Weather Report giveaway, where listeners can win tickets to Papa Roach, Rise Against, and Underoath by absolutely screaming the weather at Peaches. It’s ridiculous and it rules.

Also in this episode:

• A listener captures Victor announcing Poppy live on stage
• Starbucks gets sued for $50 million over hot tea (yep)
• Why Forever 21 is folding (again), and where to get bankruptcy deals
• Cheeto shaped like the Jumpman logo is now priceless
• NCAA brackets, the madness of March, and using AI to cheat for glory
• A man forgets his pet alligator at a motel (seriously)
• A South African Antarctica base turns into real-life Knives Out
• An asteroid might be coming but we can’t see it because... the sun
• And a library book returned 99 years late

Whether you’re team green beer or team stay home and complain, this episode delivers enough strange stories and sarcasm to fill your gold coin jar.