Producer Dave is back from Harry Potter Land, yet wand-less. We discuss Producer Dave's Cliff Claven-esque recap of his Florida trip, people who don't walk on escalators, the high quality dumpers of Universal Studios, a list of essential 4th of July songs, Mr M's sleazy theme song, Uncle Sam's meat, a girl who pulled a handgun on a fast food employee over a missing chicken nugget, getting injured by fireworks, and the new triple butt graffiti that is taking the country by storm.