It’s Pre-Friday (aka Thursday), and Peaches is back on Peaches Pit Party with one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and oddly relatable episodes yet. If you’ve ever rage-cleaned before a flight, plotted revenge over parking logistics, or had thoughts about canned meat security… you’re in the right place.

Today’s wild ride includes:

• Another round of Whispering 311 — it takes multiple callers and some lyrical misfires before someone finally wins tickets to 311, Badflower, and Sitting on Saturn in Pocatello
• A deep dive into Facebook group trolling, AI-generated posts, and how Peaches accidentally started a Sleep Token civil war with one ChatGPT post
• Room temperature water hot takes, again, because apparently hydration opinions are eternal battlegrounds
• Spam is now under lock and key in Alaska Walmarts — we have officially lost the plot
• Walmart scams, cruise ship pirate warnings, and a plumber who literally unclogged then re-clogged a restaurant’s pipes out of spite
• A pilot forgets his passport and diverts an entire international flight... totally normal stuff
• And a woman tries to bill Kim Kardashian after her dog ate five pairs of SKIMS underwear

Also:

• To Peach Their Own returns with: “What’s something weird you do that feels totally normal to you?” Listeners share sleep poses, obsessive folding, and aggressive pre-travel cleaning routines (Peaches included)
• A babysitter finds a literal man hiding under a kid’s bed — not a ghost, not a raccoon, a dude. Real story. Nope.
• The MLB Hope-o-Meter is out, and fans of the Angels, Rockies, and White Sox are in full emotional collapse
• JJ Watt is going from NFL beast to CBS booth — good for him, sad for Peaches’ bracket
• And Peaches gears up for ACDC and The Pretty Reckless at the Rose Bowl… while dreading the traffic, the parking, and the two grumpy 60-year-olds he’ll be with