The Bad Humanoids are travelling to the Mage's College on the merchant ship The Dame's Kiss. The Captain of the ship, James Burton, has invited our heroes to dine with him in his private quarters.

After butting heads with Jurm about the ins and outs of piracy and conscription, the Captain has passed out drunk...what will our heroes do now? Leave politely? Draw on his face?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!