Attention, American parents! Your children, upon whom you will depend heavily for financial support as you enter your winter years, are suffering from a dangerous, highly communicable and infectious disease: Lollygagger Syndrome! Fortunately, we've got the cure. And by cure, we mean camp. And by camp, we mean camp less in the 1960s Batman sense and more in the Cultural Revolution sense. Don't worry: you trust us. We can help.