The Bible Abridged

Ep 15 - Moses, Aaron, and the Pharaoh


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While Moses is chatting with this burning plant that's apparently God in disguise, he learns a couple of neat tricks, like turning his walking stick into a snake and getting leprosy. He argues that even with these neat tricks, he still can't be the one that stands up to the Pharaoh (who was arguably the most powerful person in the world at that time) so God finally decides that Moses and his brother Aaron can go together. Aaron being Moses' little brother who also somehow escaped infanticide and all that.

While en route to Egypt, God randomly decides to kill Moses for no reason whatsoever. Luckily Zipporah quickly carved up her son's dick and put some of the bloody dick on Moses' foot. This made God back down.

Upon arrival in Egypt, Moses and Aaron confront the Pharaoh and only succeed in him making the Hebrew lives even worse. 


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The Bible AbridgedBy Jay Winston