Not only do we touch on everyone's favorites, like "I'm not Alice, I'm Kay," Jan's wig dilemma and "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," but we also answer burning questions like how come Alice never got to call them "Mike" and "Carol," why didn't the girls ever get to see their father after the divorce, and how on Earth did the boys get over the death of their mom so fast, without ever screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!"