The cousins are back together again to discuss what this past week’s off-year elections portend for the future—if anything. Even though Republicans try their best to show how crazy their opponents are, Democrat voters have overwhelmingly proved that they don’t care. Auguste wishes that the candidates had plan beyond pointing at their opponents and voicing outrage while Evan believes that they should have added more MAGA and cowbell to their messaging. Both agree that New York City is doomed. They also think that these elections don’t really say much about what’s to come except that Trump and the rest of the GOP should focus more on domestic policy. Afterward, they talk about the much ballyhooed interview between Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, concluding that Groyperism is about as dumb as it sounds. Auguste wonders if it’s possible be too offline and if that’s Tucker’s problem; Evan thinks that Tucker’s a one-trick troller whose time is running out. Finally, the two reflect on the prospect on a civil war and Auguste asks everyone to think of the children.

Articles referenced in this episode:

- “The Thoroughly Unimpressive Mr. Fuentes” by Auguste Meyrat

- “What, or Who, Is a Jew?” by Evan McClanahan 

- “Putting the Idea of a National Divorce to Bed” by Evan McClanahan

- “The Incredulous Tucker Carlson Act Is Tiresome” by Evan McClanahan