Where to begin? Our food tour was cancelled. Doug's interview was canned. And ROCinMOUTH.com didn't get nominated for anything in The Best of Rochester. To make matters worse, we have to entertain special guest Chris Lindstrom, a food critic, beverage "expert," and someone who did get nominated.

On the bright side, after reviewing some beers and surviving Sondra's drug addled aunt Kathy's interruptions, we get Chris to reveal a major conspiracy.