It’s Friday, March 28th, and Peaches is leaning fully into the weird, the wild, and the wildly overpriced. This episode of Peaches Pit Party dives deep into bandana-based conspiracy theories, radioactive shopping, and the start of Idaho’s favorite sport: guessing when the first Yellowstone tourist will get flattened by a bison.

In today’s episode:

• Panda Express ads are hypnotic. This is not a joke.
• The Whispering 311 giveaway is wrapped, and now it’s time for the Chevelle Cipher: emojis, push notifications, and your chance to win tickets to see Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society
• JoJo Siwa pulls a Gene Simmons and offers a $900 VIP package that seems like… unpaid roadie work?
• Zillow’s $65M tsunami bait house in Hawaii is going viral. HOA included, of course.
• The Hawk Tuah Girl is cleared of her meme coin scandal — congrats to one of the worst podcasts out there
• Sleep Token Facebook drama continues — and a KBEAR listener named Hailey comes to the rescue
• Meanwhile, Brett Michaels might be rocking a Hulk Hogan-style skullet, and Peaches is not okay

Also:

• Australia needs a doctor and is offering $430K, free rent, and a car… but also hand-sized insects and 7 hours to the nearest city
• A science nerd is arrested for trying to buy plutonium online. He just wants the whole periodic table, let him live.
• MLB giveaway roundup: cowboy hats, Billy Joel bobbleheads, Ice Cube, and water/dog food combo bottles
• NFL bans CeeDee Lamb’s "wipe-the-nose" celebration for being too violent. He doesn’t care.
• And in To Peach Their Own: What’s something you’re better at than most people? Answers include hacky sack, selective hearing, procrastination, top-shelf grabbing, and guessing movie plots in under 10 minutes

PLUS: A local metal show for a good cause, Studio Ghibli-style AI portraits that keep giving Peaches hair, and tourists already revving up to ignore every “don’t pet the bison” sign in Yellowstone.