Trigger Warnings: holiday blues, casual racism, white privilege, shower thoughts, The American Dream™, intersectional feminism, hugging, Polar Bears, ovulation, bell hooks, matcha, Glow, anti-racist Santa, bumpy ice, TSA, wrestling, fertility, traveling sailors, The Crown, poetry, therapy, South Pacific, Princess Diana, voyeurism, global warming, vaccines, hope, charitable BJs

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(Yes we recorded this the night before Thanksgiving, so there was no way it would come out in time for that holiday. Just go with it!)