APRIL FOOLS! Peaches is out, Brenda Pear is in — for one day only. Thanks to some unholy mix of AI voice tech, inspired coworkers, and deeply questionable decision-making, Peaches Pit Party transforms into The Perfect Afternoon with Brenda Pear for this once-in-a-year chaos special.

Brenda, Peaches' “totally real” stand-in DJ alter ego, takes over the KBEAR 101 airwaves with hot takes, fake products, viral horror stories, and a full Shot Clock Sports Update. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to prank an entire radio audience while arguing with AI-generated Facebook trolls and rating fake cheese cream eggs… this is your moment.

Inside:

• Brenda introduces herself and immediately insults Peaches' chair
• The Chevelle Cipher giveaway continues — emojis, brainpower, and a shot at free concert tickets
• AskReddit prompts like “What street sign best describes your ex?” deliver hard truths and even harder laughs
• A woman wakes up mid-flight to find her HAIR BRAIDED by a mystery seatmate — Brenda is not okay
• Brenda’s Shot Clock Sports Update features Final Four trivia, million-dollar baseball cards, and Trae Young becoming an assistant GM
• New concerts added to the Riverbend calendar: Architects, Summer School Tour, Babymetal, and more
• Brenda shares Rock News: Ice Nine Kills launches spooky cosmetics, Nirvana’s MTV Unplugged exhibit lands in London, and AI is generating fake $1,200 Chuck E. Cheese receipts
• Peaches’ dad calls in to say Brenda should replace him full-time — brutal
• Brenda recaps the funniest April Fool’s brand stunts: Cadbury cheese cream eggs, Heinz ketchup tea bags, and the cursed McPickles burger
• Plus: fart slang through history (barking spiders, trouser coughs, and bottom burps), chaotic email address judgment, a cursed 6-way stop sign in New Jersey, and Gen Z calling out your AOL account

The episode wraps with Peaches himself calling in to thank Brenda for not burning the place down (and to warn her not to get too comfortable). But honestly… she crushed it.