Captain Elaerys faces her toughest challenge yet on the high seas as ship wrecked pirates try to take her ship. But will she able to broker a deal with them before the true horrors of Dagon's Gullet rear their ugly heads? Find out all that and what kind of lotion Gorbadoc Bungalot Rummerbutt uses to get rid of his rashes on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!