Peaches is flying solo, slightly distracted, and wildly opinionated on today’s episode of Peaches Pit Party — featuring everything from real-life lightning strikes to toothpaste that tastes like fried chicken (yes, really). If you came for music, chaos, and sarcasm with a side of Cybertruck theft and UFO survival plans, you’re in the right place.

Today’s madness includes:

• A man in Tennessee gets struck by lightning and lives to tell the tale — now with bonus tree-scar tattoos
• Chevelle Cipher strikes again with another giveaway for Chevelle, Asking Alexandria, and Dead Poets Society
• A mayor resigns after accidentally sending very NSFW video content to the city attorney — Peaches can’t even deal
• A Minecraft movie with a 55% Rotten Tomatoes score is in theaters, and Peaches is considering going in a suit for the bit
• Hismile launches limited-edition KFC-flavored toothpaste. Chicken breath never felt so clean
• AI toothpaste sidetrack leads to an entire flavor spiral: peach iced tea, daiquiri, bubble gum, glazed donut — and yes, Peaches wants Zyn-flavored toothpaste for adults

Also:

• Shot Clock Sports Update: Melo hits the Hall of Fame, the NFL might give the Chiefs Christmas, and Jimmy’s Famous Seafood claps back with “snakehead bites” after a coach skips town
• A Florida man tries to steal a Cybertruck during a test drive. He left his real ID at the dealership. Classic.
• Another Florida man threatens to fight a mom over a lemonade refill
• Florida ranks high for alien invasion survival, Idaho gets snubbed — Peaches has THOUGHTS
• The KFC toothpaste was supposed to be a joke but now it’s real… like Peaches’ back pain
• Nintendo announces the $450 Switch 2 and Peaches immediately starts planning the Fall “Make the Switch” promo
• To Peach Their Own: What’s one song you’d permanently delete from every playlist everywhere? Listeners call in to ban Nickelback, Kings of Leon, System of a Down, and yes — that one Chili Peppers song Peaches totally doesn’t play 30 times a day
• Veruca Salt resurfaces, Chad Kroeger almost redeems himself with Santana, and “Hurt” by Johnny Cash might be the saddest music video of all time

Also also:

• Idaho Falls still arguing about the dang water tower
• Fast food freakouts, Reddit drama, and why “I’ll just swish with gravy” might be a valid dental plan