Sometimes your internet cuts off for hours and you wander all over your apartment complex begging for a connection like alms just so you can pretend you updated your podcast on time. Anyway, that's nothing compared to Bitty and Jack's simultaneous suffering in this episode! We also meet Bad Bob in the flesh, dive into cruelty and luck, and discuss the best ways to deal with Jack's sulky baby personality flaw (drugs and/or spanking?). 

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