So, tragically, this is another musical, which means that I can't include sound clips (music rights are much more strictly policed). That being said, I recommend finding the songs that we talk about as we talk about them. I mean... as THEY talk about them. I usually write these in the third person, right? Anyways, Mia and Nic are delving into the dark, depraved, downright violent world of professional snooker. If that sounds crazy, just wait until you learn what baize is!

Things to look out for:

• Zoot Money, baby, that's my name, don't wear it out!
• Mostly mid songs, some really good ones, some really bad ones.
• An unnecessarily complicated plot that also seems very simplistic?
• Nic's new catchphrase

Thanks to Tom Lehrer for the use of our theme song, "Selling Out".