With Turkey Day right around the corner, the guys chat about the meanings and origins of the phrases "Cold Turkey" and "Gravy Train."

But first, Steve reveals the moment he realized he looks old, and Scott discusses his all-natural, beard-care regimen. Tune in to learn the two things you must do to ensure a long and happy life (hint: compound interest).

Also, prepare for a taste of sweet, sweet Swayze talk as Steve makes his pitch to make Road House the official movie of Thanksgiving.

Ay Papi!