Joana Nastari has written and is performing in Fuck You Pay Me at Edinburgh Festival Fringe (Assembly Rooms, 15:25, every day except 14 & 21). Fuck You Pay Me is a poetic, surreal, and no-holds-barred REAL love-letter to strippers. It follows a day in the life of Bea, a stripper whose Brazilian Catholic mother has just found out what she does for a living. Other shows Joana recommended: Illicit Thrill The Voodoo Rooms 23:35 (even) HOTTER Bedlam 21:30

Miss Venezuela Just The Tonic at The Mash House 22:10

Shows we recommended: Baby Daddy Assembly Rooms 18:20 (until August 13) Dangerous Giant Animals Underbelly Cowgate 12:00 Zoo Assembly George Square 11:00 Dominoes Assembly George Square 12:00 For Londoners not in Edinburgh: Emilia at The Globe Aug 10 - Sept 1