Hey criminals, you've all grown up so much since we left to get cigarettes... 

Well,

anyway, 

This is week's UNSUB is a dirty little grandpa

This week's victims are: a bunch of college students, a family, a school, and Joel Osteen

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Also, Nicole isn't a girl anymore :)